The Adam and Eve story, the most idiotic mythical crap ever written

- By Bahram Maskanian

According to the book of Genesis, Adam was created by the male god, in his own image. How did a male god give birth to Adam? And who give birth to the male god? Who are the male god’s parents? He must have had a mother to give birth to him? But in the male Semite manufactured barbaric religious manual, its written that the male god make Satan and Adam by mixing dirt and water, making mud and turning half the mud into Satan first and half into Adam next! So, when did the male god go to college to learn about biology, and learn how to make people and all other creatures large and small by fertilizing the female’s egg, through sex, by the male sperm?

It gets even funnier when one day Adam is kind of horny, he goes to the male god and ask for a woman companion to have sex with.! How Adam could have possibly known about sex and women.? The male god grants his wish, reaches in Adam’s chest, tear off one of his ribs and turn it into a woman, called Eve! What happened to making people out of mud?

Furthermore, who taught Eve and Adam sex and language to communicate? As the happy couple after a night of passion, walking around in heaven, they come across an apple tree! The male god’s first son, Satan, right in front of Adam tempts Eve to have an apple! Now, what kind of an idiot would make eating an apple an unforgiveable sin and apple a forbidden fruit? And right there the male god goes apeshit, and expel Adam and Eve out of heaven onto the planet Earth to suffer for their sin, for disobeying his idiotic law! This is a behavior of an egotistical jackass, who wrote this nonsense, in order to create a barbaric and criminal male god in their own hideous image, to justify their plunder, rape, murder and all other criminal behavior. A supreme being does not need to create a religion.

The story of Adam and Eve’s two sons, whom one kills his own brother to have sex with his own sister! That is beyond impossible, to successfully breathe any mammal species, it would require at least three hundred pair of unrelated males and females of the same species to provide the necessary genetic diversity! Any farm animal owner and farmer knows all about that! Shouldn’t the male god know about that as well? After all he is GOD?

Right there, think about it for a second, would a supreme being who has made all mammal species such as: cows, dogs, cats, sheep, elephants, lions, monkeys, horses, whales, etc., making them all instinctively aware to avoid copulating with blood relatives! Would this Supreme Being make such huge mistake, breeding an inbred human race, which will be doomed to failure, by having a brother murder his own brother, to fuck his own sister! Would you have done the same if you were a god? Of course not, neither will a Supreme Being.

We should all learn that there are no such things as “Jewish people”.! The Semite people (Arabs and Jews of today) are all Semite. Furthermore, being a Jew is their religion, not their nationality.! There are many millions of people whom were never part of the Semite tribes, but through the many murderous religious wars in the past three thousand years, at the point of the sword, they were forced to become Jewish, or Christian, or Muslim. The point being that if someone is born in a Jewish, or Christian, or Muslim family, that does not make them guilty of any crimes committed by the terrorist Zionist religious mullahs.

According to the barbaric male Semite manufactured barbaric religious manual, the torah, or old testament, or hebrew religious mullahs, the story goes something like this. About three thousand years ago one day, the male Semite god decided to create everything. It took Him, God six days to create everything. And then God rests and takes a day off, which is referred to as Sunday. I guess there must have been labor laws back then too, damn liberals!

Genesis 3.1 “Hebrew: The snake was the shrewdest of all the wild beasts that the Lord God had made”. He said to Eve, -- Did God really say: “You shall not eat of any apple tree in the garden?”

Eve replied to the snake, “We may eat of the fruit of the other trees of the garden”.

It is only about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden that God said: “You shall not eat of it or touch it, lest you die”.

God called out to Adam and said to him, “Where are you?”

Adam replied: “I heard the sound of you in the heaven, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid”.

The male Jew God said to Adam: “Who told you that you were naked? Did you eat of the tree from which I had forbidden you to eat?”

Adam said: “The woman, Eve put it at my side, she gave me of the fruit, and I ate”.

The male Jew God said to Eve: “What is this you have done?” Then Eve replied: “The snake tricked me, and I ate”.

The male Jew God said to Adam: “I will set spite, anger and hostility between you and between the woman and between your offspring and her offspring; he will watch out for your head, and you will watch out for his heel”.

The male Jew God said to Eve: “I will make most severe your pangs in childbearing; in pain shall you bear children. Yet your urge shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you”.

The male Jew God said to Adam: “Because you did as Eve said, and ate of the apple tree about which I commanded you, `You shall not eat of it,’ Cursed be the ground because of you; By toil shall you eat of it all the days of your life”.

The furious male-made God right there and then revoked Adam and Eve visas, and expelled the hell out of the imaginary heaven. Adam and Eve landed in the Garden of Eden (today’s Persian Gulf) and began their lives. First thing they had to apply for Persian visa to stay in the country and sign up for language classes to learn Persian.

I know what you are thinking. Who would want to live in the Persian Gulf Region? Aside from that, now Adam had to find a job, an apartment to support his family. He had already knocked up Eve and in a short period of time, remember when he did not answer the male god calling, because he was naked? What do think he was doing naked? He was doing Eve, that is what. They ended up having three kids, two sons and a daughter.

Soon after Adam & Eve settled down they had three children, two boys and one girl. The first murder of supposed fictitious Adam and Eve family and race took place when Adam and Eve oldest son supposedly, in an act of horny rivalry and jealousy killed his own brother to shack up with his own sister.! According to the Semite people, the (Arabs and Jews of today), own written history Abraham had sexual relation with his own sister and also with a female slave, form whom two sons.!

I don’t even want to bore you with the impossibilities of the above story of Adam and Eve, the inbreeding impossibilities and millions of other things wrong with this dim-witted story.

Aside from the scientific and logical proof, one’s own common sense clearly dictates the path of life, the origin and the source of it all around us. Life began with the evolution of a single cell organism and even today, life begins with a single cell organism dividing and slowly evolving in the mother’s womb, until it’s ready for birth.

Never believe everything you are told, hear or read. - Use your own built in common sense and skepticism, search for and find the answers for yourself.

The three barbaric, Abrahamic, Adam and Eve based, misogynist, man-made, patriarchal religions: Judaism and its two derivatives: Christianity and Islam are, and have always been the agents and promoters of ignorance, hate, violence, rape, murder, plunder, mediocrity and stupidity.

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